Hot Dog Legs News Wallpaper
Downloads: 100 - 500
Author: The App Monkey
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Description for Hot Dog Legs News Wallpaper
Hot Dog Legs have gone viral... thanks to an awesome new blog on Tumblr, which you should totally check out. Or look them up on Facebook. Very funny.
This is a collection of some of the shots from that blog.
The question is simple... are these REAL legs, or HOT DOG legs? We're talking about those sad, lonely, rotating little tubes of offal that seem to spend weeks at a time gradually absorbing the infrared heat from an out-of-the-way gas station's pathetic rotisserie.
Substitute the rotisserie for the beach, the tubes of offal for a self-absorbed Valley Girl, and you have the basis for Hot Dog Legs. Stiffly rotating in the sun, stuffed into her bikini, day after pointless day just watching other people live real life...
Anyway, we think that's what they mean. A parody of body image. Or maybe they just really, really like hot dogs. God knows. Anyway, there's a news feature built in, so maybe someone smarter than us can tell you.
This is not an app for the long-term. Install it, have a laugh with your friends, and then get rid of it and install one of our other ones instead. Do not be the sad person who still has this on their phone in six months.